Explaining a turducken, that look of simultaneous amazed confusion and understanding; ah, this is why Americans are so fat.
The question, "What do American people do in Thanksgiving? What do they eat? Same than films?"
Deciding to make apple crisp, opening a brand new flour package and discovering bugs living in it.
Running extremely late, feeling like a jerk, arriving to find everyone is a panicked whirlwind in the kitchen and running even later.
Dinner that was scheduled for 9pm occurring at 11pm.
Tortilla de patatas as a Thanksgiving dish.
Spanish people trying a sweet potato dish for the first time.
Spanish people failing to properly grasp the concept of Thanksgiving gluttony; consequently eating more than all the boys.
Explaining appropriate and inappropriate uses of the word "swallow."
Being asked if American people always invite a homeless person over for Thanksgiving, also due to movies.
Hilarious impressions of American "bros" or "gangsters." Imagine: "What's up, bro! Oh fuck yeah, my man!" etc with a (impressively diminished) Spanish accent.
Spanish kids attempting to steal Leah's red solo cups because they are the cups from American Pie, the ultimate party cup. Spanish kids examining and admiring said solo cups.
Hilarious impressions of French accents in order to achieve "sexiness."
Laughing so hard I wanted to die.
Things wrapping up at 3:30am; getting shit from Spaniards for not going to the discoteca afterwards.
The question, "What do American people do in Thanksgiving? What do they eat? Same than films?"
Deciding to make apple crisp, opening a brand new flour package and discovering bugs living in it.
Running extremely late, feeling like a jerk, arriving to find everyone is a panicked whirlwind in the kitchen and running even later.
Dinner that was scheduled for 9pm occurring at 11pm.
Tortilla de patatas as a Thanksgiving dish.
Spanish people trying a sweet potato dish for the first time.
Spanish people failing to properly grasp the concept of Thanksgiving gluttony; consequently eating more than all the boys.
Explaining appropriate and inappropriate uses of the word "swallow."
Being asked if American people always invite a homeless person over for Thanksgiving, also due to movies.
Hilarious impressions of American "bros" or "gangsters." Imagine: "What's up, bro! Oh fuck yeah, my man!" etc with a (impressively diminished) Spanish accent.
Spanish kids attempting to steal Leah's red solo cups because they are the cups from American Pie, the ultimate party cup. Spanish kids examining and admiring said solo cups.
Hilarious impressions of French accents in order to achieve "sexiness."
Laughing so hard I wanted to die.
Things wrapping up at 3:30am; getting shit from Spaniards for not going to the discoteca afterwards.
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